Lump

A dog with an insatiable desire to chase moving vehicles. Has been run over by a minivan, an SUV, a Kenworth (18 wheeler), and a Harley Davidson.

Come here, Lump, you fat manatee.

by Anonymous the Poster June 18, 2003

lumpkin

A lumpkin is a extremely beautiful yet misterious girl who who you see very often but know nothing about. She may seem shy and cute at first but when you get to know her she can have a bad girl side to her.

a lumpkin is NOT when a guy gets a blow job wile pooping!!

that girl over there...herd shes pretty lumpkin

by ashleyfdf September 30, 2007

Lumpkin

The act of a man reciveing oral sex while he is a having a bowel movement.

"Dude Sally gave Jim a lumpkin last night!"
"Damn that's pretty gross."

by Sir Nifkin June 18, 2007

Lumphead

A person whose head is lumpy

"Heyyyyyyyyy Fred, you coming to the game tonight lumphead?"

by Cameron (ectoskeletal.tk) March 14, 2003

Lump of Freak

To be a large mishapen blob which resembles a freak; a deformed blob. See also lump of freakity

Example: "Have you actually done any exercise before? You big lump of freak!"

by Geeballs14 July 23, 2005

lumpjumping

When a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of 'lumpjumping'. Avoiding any clots of blood from her vagina as they fall out whilst showering.

I'm having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and was lumpjumping for about 10 minutes!

by Mel Smith May 16, 2007

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004