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listen up

Something you say to a group of people you don't like.
Listen up, shit-heads! Republican Nazi will grill your asses five times over with a grill and a spatula.
by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003
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do not call list

One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.
Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.
by C-can January 18, 2004
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No-fly list

A list of potential sexual partners that an individual would never considering sleeping with.
Damn, you fucked Jenna? I thought she was on the no-fly list.
by quint1975 March 17, 2011
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belly listener

A person who gets turned on by stomach growls
Stephanie: Im hungry...I feel like my belly is going to rumble

Carl: Can I listen?

Stephanie: Yeah sure.

Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*

Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*

Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?

Stephanie: Sure thing!

Carl: Can I listen to you eat?

Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?

Carl: Indeed I am
by Werido fred June 2, 2011
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do not call list

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored
telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!
by paul December 28, 2003
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world's best rapper list

Why Eminem is the only one in the the world's best rapper list:

It's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fucking rap magazine
Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long
Idolise their favourite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die
Till they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
We're nothing to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in their eyes
by rss1 May 9, 2010
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World's Worst Rappers List

Vanilla Ice
M.C. Hammer

Those are the 2 most supreme people for consideration for a "World's Worst Rappers List".

I'd like to include horribly offensive and disgusting people like Eminem, but he's a really great rapper. I'm only going on skillz.

Will Smith may be incredibly popular and commercialized, but some of his early songs, for sure, were not bad. Especially songs from "He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper".
Above is my World's Worst Rappers List.
by William Noel August 16, 2006
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