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mutual brain licking

The act of three beautiful and talented AMPers coming together to share thoughts, challenges and ideas for the mutual benefit of all parties. Discussions take place with such speed and uniformity of understanding that it would appear as though the members are licking the ideas out of each others heads - hence the term.
Hi Mark, did you solve that big problem?

Yes Pete, I had a session with Ryan and SJ and sorted it all out whilst also benefitting them both. It were a right proper mutual brain licking.
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Passive aggressive liking 

When someone likes all the reply’s/comments on a feed bar the original tweet/Status
So Sam was Passive aggressive liking comments on my status last night like. Trying to get a rise out of me

So I put a tweet out last night about the night out and that Beth girl liked all of the reply’s but not my tweet!

Your crush liking someone else πŸ˜€ 

When your crush likes someone else it can be a really hard time for you. Especially if they talk about their crush/crushes to you but you don’t know what to say so all you do is give them advice and tell them to ask their crush out or something because you just want them to be happy.
A conversation that could possibly happen if your crush likes someone else: (don’t worry about it happening btw it’s a possibility)

Crush: I like (friends name)
You: oh you should tell them or make something for them I think they would really appreciate it πŸ˜€
Crush: okay I will 😁
You: yeah..

Your crush liking someone else πŸ˜€

It’s really bad

Cake Licking 

Cake licking can be used in different ways. One could be using an assload of cum and mixing it with the necessary cake ingrediants to make it. But the filling and icing should be cum. You would then, during sex, smash it in her face and demand her to lick it off her fingers or have a third person or you lick it off for her.
"Man, that bitch sucked my dick so hard, she was awarded with some cake licking!"
"Yeah, man, sounds kinky as shit. I'll do that the next time I have sex. Fucking cake licking!"

Linkin park.

Person a: Isn't that the guy from Linkin park.?

Person b: Yea man, let's jump him.
Linkin park. by e55 December 17, 2008

Linkin Park 

A band who made 2 awesome albums known as Hybrid Theory and Meteora, made millions of fans, but then chose to take a shit in the ears of all those fans with every album released since. It is similar to what Metallica chose to do to their fans with all their shitty material released after the Black Album.
Random Tool: I love Linkin Park's new album!

Me: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! (PUNCH TO THE FACE)
Linkin Park by Illesification October 6, 2012

licking door knobs 

The act of a Ginger licking an object to gain an illness
'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'