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Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.
Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...
by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009
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lesterize

verb; to comment on a Facebook comment that was posted by someone to whom the status update does not belong or to banter or converse back and forth with other posters while the individual who posted the original status is unaware

Also, listerize
I woke up this morning to 300 email notifications. Boy, was I lesterized!
by ukeyonna September 24, 2010
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COVID Litter

The debris found in parking lots, roads, and other places related to COVID. Examples include masks and empty bottles of hand sanitizer.
I almost tripped over some COVID litter when I went to the store today. There were old, dirty masks everywhere.
by Dr Piggapuss March 24, 2022
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Bank Drive-thru Lottery

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.
Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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poopin in the litter box

The act of poopin in your roomates cats litter box after you find a curdled feline terd on your pile of clothes in your closet and get so mad you squat in the hubblest of ways and poop on some fresh step, hoping the cat will be as offended as you were, but probably won't mind it and your roomate gets to handle the situation.
Jeff was just poopin in the litter box, cuz he was pissed off, and hates your nasty ass cats.
by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012
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fuck you lottery

when everything that is in your life has turned to shit, congratulations! you've won fuck you lottery!

it is the only lottery that you are guaranteed to win.
jon, just won fuck you lottery yesterday when he wrecked his car, found his girlfriend banging another guy before he was going to announce that he was diagnosed with brain cancer.

(he would of told his parents but they eaten by a bear earlier that morning while camping)
by _psyco July 30, 2010
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birth canal lottery

Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.
Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.
by mistrooth September 22, 2011
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