lesterize

verb; to comment on a Facebook comment that was posted by someone to whom the status update does not belong or to banter or converse back and forth with other posters while the individual who posted the original status is unaware

Also, listerize

I woke up this morning to 300 email notifications. Boy, was I lesterized!

by ukeyonna September 24, 2010

lesnerize

The ultimate fear of not knowing what it is you need to avoid doing.

I didn't lesnerize.

by enth April 11, 2013

laterize

to delay; push back or make later

We should laterize the party to 9pm.

by cooksinator September 23, 2011

Listerine infection

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022

lezmerized

when a (typically) heterosexual woman is attracted to another woman.

Whenever I see Angelina Jolie, I get lesmerized.

by girlwonder February 1, 2005

Listerine Spitter

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank

*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge

by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008

laterize

(v.) to put off for later

I'm gonna laterize this assignment

by airpollution March 8, 2011