kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!

"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!

by two blonds May 14, 2017

kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout

Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.

by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017

kiderrius

Kiderrius is an male that is easy to make friend he like girls with a cute face and a fat ass. Kiderrius is also known how have a Huge cock and known to make girls squirt

"Kiderrius has an HUGE D"

by Kiderrius January 28, 2018

Kidney Beaning

Kidney beaning is when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says "It's your turn now"

Guy 1: Oy, last night me and me and Jessica were kidney beaning so good.
Guy 2: Yeah, me and Monica do 2 straight minutes each, Bro

by Dr. Phil 28279181093 February 6, 2018

Kiddie Raper

Another word for saying a pedophile rapist

Bitch: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jared Fogle?
Cunt: You mean that kiddie raper?

by Zig Steenine May 23, 2018

Kiddie Pool

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.

As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.

by Mohnathan August 22, 2018

Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.

“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”

by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018