joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

joozsexual

when ur attracted to any of the jooz members like
juzznoor
tuzznima
pruzzjot
ahuzzlam

s!mr@n s**a: i wanna come out
random person: as what gay?
s!mr@n s**a: nah as joozsexual
random person: oh me too! in the clurb we all fam

prahbjot: yo

by Aylam2trapy aka Jewish chinese May 14, 2025

Joonson

A chode that loves drinking and driving and he's one hell of a football coach.

1. I was so hard the last time I saw Joonson on the road.
2. I did a hot Joonson last weekend (Drinking and Driving)

by Joonson May 19, 2025

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)

"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court

by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025

Jooked

Jooked is a word similar to the word “fried” in a sense that it relates to someone who acts like they are high.

Roman: ts so cooked man
Guy: yeah you’re so Jooked man

by Mr BruhMoment September 1, 2025

Jooked

Jooked (adj.) — Toronto slang
When mans are moving spaced out like they’re high, or when something’s fully broken, past fixing. Basically worse than “fried” or “cooked.”

Owen: hes on your right shoot him

Roman: *looks left and dies*
Owen: yea your jooked bruv

by RomansNeedsAimlabs September 7, 2025