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Get the Joannesing mug.When the huzz mom turns you down and roasts you in the process, making it explicitly clear that you won't have a relationship with her child.
Mom -"you will never date my daughter because you're built like a pogo stick and you're as orange as Donald Trump eating Cheetos"
Me -"dang I never expected the Joanne Emily Effect from this one"
Me -"dang I never expected the Joanne Emily Effect from this one"
by And just another guy October 20, 2025
Get the Joanne Emily Effect mug.(Not to be confused with Johnder and or the company John Deere) Rooting from the Japanese(?) root dere, meaning lovestruck, combined with the prefix John, a common name associated with middle aged men. A Johndere can be any gender, but typically describes someone who acts like a stereotypical middle aged man. (Into fishing, barbecue, football, facebook, stuff like that.)
Person 1: "I think this girl likes me but it's hard to tell, today she told me to friend her on facebook and asked if I wanted to go shopping for a new grill and maybe catch some trout later. I can't tell if she likes me or is just really weird."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."
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"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"
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by BILLUP PHONES November 29, 2010
Get the Douchey Johnfeed mug.Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
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1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017
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