Jangalope

A type of rare monkey. Found mainly in the state of Arizona, but has migrated to Alabama (and the states in between) over the years. Will troll.

That jangalope is EPIC!

by Jangalope March 16, 2011

jangar

To be hammered and stoned at the same time that you become unable to control or move yourself at all.

Ant: bro look at matt he's sooo fucked up!

Tim: yeah man he cant even get up.

Ant: now that's jangar!

by ghettokid-ant December 5, 2011

jags

the postpartum zayn malik treatment

ever since zayn left I've been feeling the jags.

by 1dizzleaf April 14, 2015

Jang

The most offensive word you can use to describe someone of Filipino descent.

Man, Kevin is such a fuckin' Jang.

by I'm very sorry October 18, 2015

Jangle

V. When you tie a bell to your balls and dangle them in a female's face

Do you like Bojangles....?
Yeah, sure.
How about when I jangles these balls in your face?

I jangled them in front of her. It was Christmas Eve, I couldn't just dangle them.

by Dump em out, llc November 4, 2015

Jangler

Someone who claims he'll do something in the short term future, but sits back and waits for someone else to actually do it. Then the jangler claims credit for it.

The jangler will get someone to sort that

by Meh6 June 23, 2016

jangleflang

When you throw jingle bells at someone on christmas day and it bounces off their enormous forehead

"yo bro i jangleflanged jimmy yesterday, it was super funny"

by Jangleflang Guru May 29, 2016