Horse Portion

The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.

(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"

Horse Portion by not a MUZEd November 9, 2009

horse racing 

it's practically horses that race on a track with each having a rider on their back. And people gamble, by betting on which horse will win.

let's go watch the horse racing race.

horse racing by arwa a November 24, 2018

horse dicken butt 

When someone fucks a horse and then the horse fucks them then the person who fucked horse pulls a 10 foot dildo out there fanny pack and fucks themself and horse with it and then the horse cums in there but they also like it

Horse dicken butt was a dick in horse butt

horse dicken butt by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 22, 2019

Horse Dick 

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

Horse Dick by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

horse jack 

Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter.

I got horse jacked at the car dealership.

Lisa's hot, I would horse jack that ass every morning.

horse jack by elusive007 March 31, 2009

horse ass

Someone with an apple bottom the size of a horses ass, also refered to as a J-LO booty

That fat girl over there has a horse ass.

horse ass by Corey V April 3, 2008

horse pussy

The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.

Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!

horse pussy by Nosam October 8, 2007