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Fisherman’s Hook

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.
Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Hooker Pancaking

You and a small group of friends make a trip to your local (insert location restaurant that sells all-you-can-eat pancakes) and make an effort to smuggle out a good amount of syrup and butter coated pancakes...
You take a trip out to your local red-light district to go hunting...
Find a prostitute...the uglier, the better...
You ask to 'see the goods' and as soon as she's flops out her used up tits, you lob a pancake into her sad little life.
Film the response, drive off laughing...
Dude, Nikki, Steph, TK, and I just got back from IHop.
They had all-you-can-eat pancakes!!!
We're about to go Hooker Pancaking!!!
Wanna Come?
by EEby October 12, 2010
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hometown hook-up

A person that you hook up with when you go back to the town you grew up in. Often happens to college students when they go back home in between semesters and hook up with random people at parties or ex's who still live there.
I'm not really interested in Jeremy, he's just my hometown hook-up.
by B e t h a n y January 12, 2008
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T-Hook

A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber
"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."
by Ass leekage February 15, 2008
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midget hooker

A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.
BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."
by LaurelE June 5, 2009
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Hooker cooker

Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.
by wonhotho December 28, 2009
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hookah hangover

The headache, nauseous feeling one gets after smoking too much hookah. the lightheaded feeling just doesn't stop--in a bad way.
Me: aw man i just smoked way too much hookah, now my head hurts and i just feel like i have a hookah hangover
by elwong89 August 20, 2010
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