Happy Dicks

Were 3 people sit in a triangle shape and toss the next persons dick off and the first persons dick to get happy (cums) loses.

Shall we have a game of happy dicks?

by A.S.8 June 14, 2016

happy sammy

When your girl is giving you hand job and right as you are about to blow she yells, “SEND IT!”, then dabs on her way out.

I was at a hotel bar, met this girl, she came up to my room and right as she was about to pull my rip cord and send me to Nirvana she hit me with a fake out and landed a flawless Happy Sammy.

by vaylence November 12, 2019

Hairy chicken nugget

Hairy chicken nuggets are very hairy, probably fell on the flour a couple of times.

Oh no, your hairy chicken nugget fell on the floor! Now eat it!

by Puffshroom December 29, 2021

Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour

An anime of Jimmy Neutron being greeted by his mom, Judy Neutron who tells him that she is going to make a delicious dinner meal. Judy is shot by Hugh Neutron. Hugh requests Jimmy to do an order of pizza. Jimmy flies over to the phone, makes the call asking for pizza pie. Hugh and Neutron bond. The pizza is delivered. It flies through the house and decapitates Hugh.

Guy 1: I love Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour because it is a great anime.
Guy 2: I was thinking more Bee Shrek Test in the House, but that Anime's pretty good too.
Guy 3: Oh shit, here come the weeaboos who cannot take jokes about their shitty anime.

by SeinfieldSpitstain September 3, 2016

happy fun hole of mystery

the vagina , also known as uncle willys diving well.

It was a dark lonely night , Sally looked at me intently. Did i dare enter the happy fun hole of mystery?

by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 25, 2004

hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

hairy savage

A fearless human, with ape and savage like characteristics. Has no self control, and is wild. Jumps around, and is different than a normal human.

Andrew calm down you hairy savage!
man, that hairy savage needs to take it easy

by Taylor Trecartin January 27, 2008