Banana hammer puddin' rocket

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.

"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"

by banana hammer March 16, 2010

The Dirty Hammer

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

hammered ass

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

by Zorgo September 12, 2005

hammafram

1. a word spoken in tounges while intoxicated.

2. An expression of excitement.

1. Mike woke up from his drunken stuper only to say, "Hammafram, samm fram...ya know what I'm sayin'?"

2. After bowling a strike, he raised his hands and shouted "Hammafram!!"

by Kane8215 October 19, 2008

hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 20, 2008

Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

Hammer arm

When a male masturbates with one arm more than the other causing it to be muscularly bigger than the other one.

Guy 1: "Yo whys your one arm so big son?"
Guy 2: "Ahh i got Hammer arm, i jackoff with my dominate arm more then the other one so it's just uneven."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you needa switch it up a bit man."

by killerseemroe January 7, 2012