Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012

gloving season

A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.

Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!

Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...

by Macaronboi December 03, 2019

Rat Glove

a little bigger than a mouse glove

rat glove: five rats five fingers all at the same time

by ahlover August 29, 2019

Rubber Gloves

Basically condoms for your hands

I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens

by W.G. II September 09, 2019

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 05, 2025

wasabi glove

A condom filled with wasabi that one proceeds to stick his dick in.

Oswald gave her the wasabi glove last night. Now he's in the intensive care unit.

by BootyInferno December 08, 2013

cherry picking gloves

Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.

That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!

by Braveheart 16.5% February 11, 2017