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two left hand boxing gloves 

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves
Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.
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The art of giving glove lightshows. :')
Shit... Ha-Ha and Yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. I was just melting.. They're some fuckin experts at gloving. PLUR!
Gloving by ssstaxxx July 15, 2010

globe-trotter 

A person who travels around the world by pleasure
I´ve been a globe-trotter for 5 years, now I´m back to start a serious work!
globe-trotter by Bruna August 10, 2005
Put it on your left hand. Put it on your right. Go into the cold and feel alright
Gloves are so effective when your in the cold. FUCK YOU COLD!
Gloves by Babadoo722 February 22, 2019
A ridiculous or old game that someone wants you or a group of people to participate in. It could be a physical (such as a card or board game) or a verbal game.

(Noun) My family kept wanting me to play a gloke all afternoon.

(Verb) My best friend kept gloking me around with this card game she played as a kid.
My friend went to this boring party, all they did was play glokes all day.
Gloke by PlasticDuck December 4, 2009
The rare species of fish that can only be found on paper handed to you by your weird friend.
Hey dude, my weird friend just handed me a glovefish. I don't know what what to do about it.
Glovefish by ThefourthA May 18, 2018