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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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VR gloves

vr gloves are a alternative to using controllers for your vr headset they are a pair of gloves that have a small battery and they connect to your vr headset these gloves have loads of littles sensors navigating your every hand movement
i put on the vr gloves and then the head set started to track my hands
by joe among January 11, 2022
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Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022
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Gloving

When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.
Mate screw the gloryhole try out gloving
by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022
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glove

glove
by Wow, man is cool December 20, 2021
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burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.
“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.
by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020
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scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands
Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down
by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021
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