gash monger

meaning a prostiute

you slept with 6 mans your a "gash monger"

by matthew heather October 30, 2008

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

Slippy Gash

A Slippy Gash is a term to describe the female genitalia when aroused.

When the vagina is so wet and ready for sex you can just slip in.

I want to stick my dick in her Slippy Gash.

by Welp D August 12, 2024

Gashing

To cross seatbelts and collect rubbish from aircraft seats

Can you please go start gashing that Airbus A320?

by Fleet-pres69 July 31, 2022

Gash street

Gash street is a road in Amsterdam near the canals.. As you walk down you can see gorgeous women on either side in their underwear...

They dont reject you, unless your name is Robert

Gash street is a road in Amsterdam

by Double R O make you relocate February 4, 2010

Potential Gash

a possibly fit girl seen from a long way off is described as potential gash. when you get closer you can decide whether they are fit or not.

dude, look over there, tonnes of potential gash

by John Smithsonbury June 4, 2010