FLIRJ

1. First Lady I'd Rather Jack-Off
2. First Lady I'd Rim Job

Possibly related to "flerg":
1. The foreskin of a man's penis
2. The state of a man's penis when not erect.

"Hillary Clinton's such a FLIRJ."

by Alice Paul October 28, 2008

FLIRG

First Lady Is Really Gay

Melissa Etheridge only liked Hillary Clinton because she was a FLIRG.

by Zeke B. January 13, 2009

fairfax county

throwing up in the parking lot of mcdonalds

amanda fairfax county'd last night! gross! and gloriously sexual! yes! thank you!

by mazel tov December 4, 2007

Flirt to convert

Flirting in an attempt to change someone's sexuality.

Man, I saw that fine lil' Mami and I just HAD to flirt to convert.

by MadMortuary June 17, 2017

fairfield county

Fairfield County is by far one of the most amazing counties in our entire country. While it is true that it is also the 2nd wealthiest county, there are a fair share of unwealthy people. Obviously there are towns such as Greenwich, Ridgefield and Darien which are extraordinarily wealthy, with old colonial homes and men and women holding high-powered business positions in New York. But, there is also the poverty-stricken city of Bridgeport. While Bridgeport is one of the poorest citites in America, naturally it is the poorest in the state, and most definitely in the County. So while 95% of the county and its people is rolling in dough, living the life that 95% of the country wishes they had, there is the other 5% of the county living in Bridgeport being shot at every night and fed bread and water by their "mama" on a daily basis. So not EVERY part is as glamorous, wealthy, beautiful and stuck-up as most of you all think--though MOST of it is!

People think that I think that I am better tham them, why?
That's because you are! You're rich, spoiled, intelligent, preppy and of course elite--you're from Fairfield County!

by Greer April 11, 2005

flirkin' shnit

another way of putting fucking shit in a nicer way

bob:holy fucking shit thats one big moose you got there!
jackie: now honey what have i said about swearing around the kids. use flirkin' shnit instead dear.

by jgcd October 21, 2006

flirj

First Lady, I'd Rather Jack-Off

Yipe, Hillary Clinton is a flirj.

by u180228 October 27, 2008