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Flexservative

A person, the political affiliation of which, aligns with conservatism, and is willing to, and has, debated liberals on political and controversial issues, with success. This merits their ability to flex their victory and apply for the title of Flexservative. One common trait of the typical Flexservative is their massive confidence, penis, and or testicle size for men, and beauty, brain capacity, and or breast size for women. An example of a Flexservative would, among others, be Ben Shapiro.
Person A: Bro my NYU English professor on God told the whole class that Trump is a racist because he said Mexicans ain't finna cross his border and I told that nigga Trump said illegal immigrants and that Obama tried the same shit and that nigga dead kicked me out the session.
Person B: That's some Flexservative type shit.
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Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019
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Flesher

The human peni(Plural for Penis) when it gets hard as peni don't have bones so they shouldn't be called boners. They are, however, made up of flesh. Creating the name "Flesher"
Nathan : Mr Hyatt!!! Junior has a Flesher for you!!!
by HelpPlease June 26, 2019
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flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.
Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.
by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019
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Flesho

A flesho is basically a reverse furry or scaly. Any animal who wants to be a human is a flesho.

furry scaly yiff sexual deviancy
My lizard totally thinks she's a person- what a freakin' flesho!

Lucas' cat watches him fuck; I think she's a flesho.
by adiegirl October 15, 2019
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flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.
YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”
by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019
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Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.
Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.
by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019
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