The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.
So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.
Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.
Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
Student 1: You ready for finals next week?
Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.
Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?
Student 2: Yeah.
or
Student A: I just finished my last exam.
Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!
Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.
Student B: Sounds good!
Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.
Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?
Student 2: Yeah.
or
Student A: I just finished my last exam.
Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!
Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.
Student B: Sounds good!
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That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.
Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"
Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"
Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"
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Get the Finalz mug.An event found in the beginning of December and May in which students do a year's laundry, take 3 day long naps, dust their entire apartment, work out, clean their bathroom, take their dog for a walk, wash their car, and do anything else besides acknowledging they have finals.
"Hey Loren!! I thought you said you had a final tomorrow. . .shouldn't you be home studying?"
"Nope!! I went bowling earlier and plan to go the bar after this dinner."
"Looks like final denial to me!"
"Nope!! I went bowling earlier and plan to go the bar after this dinner."
"Looks like final denial to me!"
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Get the Final Denial mug.A famous JRPG series created by SquareSoft now known as SquareEnix. The reason why it had the "final" because it SquareSoft's last game before the first Final Fantasy became a success. The series has some of the greatest games created. However, the diversity in the FF series with each new installment created the most divided fanbase that rivals Smash Bros. Hardcore and Casual wars
Person: I think FF13 is one of my all time favorite games ever.
Other Person: You should ashamed of yourself for liking that disaster of a game. It shouldn't deserve the Final Fantasy brand. The plots dumb, the battle system is boring, and the game is LINEAR......
Another Person: Well I think FF 9 is better.
Other Person: You should ashamed of yourself for liking that disaster of a game. It shouldn't deserve the Final Fantasy brand. The plots dumb, the battle system is boring, and the game is LINEAR......
Another Person: Well I think FF 9 is better.
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