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double feature

A double feature occurs when two partners simultaneously ejaculate.
How did it go with your date last night?”

It was awesome, we ended the night with a double feature!”
by Whora July 10, 2019
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Featureman

featureman is a senile old man who cooks absolutely disgusting and drinks rootbeer straight from the two leader leaving behind food chunks at all. The result of being a virgin in your 80s, someone should have put him in a retirement home as soon as he started using pasta sauce mayo and sweet relish as salad dressing. (see gif for a common reaction to his cooking)
Wife: What should we have for dinner?

Husband: I was thinking we could try this new Featureman recipe

Wife: *begins packing bags*
by ForkCartel January 27, 2022
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Tossicity Features

When a girl looks good enough to toss (FUCKABLE)
That Girl Right There Has Tossicity Features. HOLLA!
by Danny Loco From NYC April 23, 2004
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Spittin' Feathers

Describes the act of people refusing to take their turn in making the tea.
Pop the kettle on Cunty, I'm spittin' feathers. 28_F
by Not as such, to be fair. March 4, 2004
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feathers

Holy shit!, that bitch has never shaved look at all those feathers.
by Fa Fa January 5, 2008
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feather

1)a very useful tool for bulimic girls.
2)an object that is often in the stream of one's breath while they snore.
3)the act of recalling your last meal.
We found a feather up Aunt Cybil's ass, but that sure ain't where it came in.
by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003
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feather in my bottom

A silly, quite dastardly, yet self-inflicted prank played upon my bottom due to dissatisfaction as a result of excessive boredom on this tedious, but increasingly harrowing morrow's eve.
"Sir Raleigh, I've put a feather in my bottom. Oh, do you not believe me? Dearest Raleigh, it behooves me to let loose my knickers, turn round, and trouble you to glance upon the telling feather which mirrors my equally present heart. I trust that this display may end all doubts in me, Raleigh, for I do love you."
by Stirgel July 20, 2008
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