Fat Ergo 

A Fat Ergo is the description to one's performance on an ergo. The description is only given if proof that the participant can hold <1:30/500m (less than 1:30 per 500 metres) for an infinite timeframe. In tradition, one given the description of 'Fat Ergo' once made a personal record (pr) must celebrate with Mc Dank's (McDonald's).

Opposite to a Fat Ergo is a Skinny Ergo. This is given to all individuals unable to hold <1:30/500m. Skinny Ergos tend to avoid ergo tests and prefer rowing on water. Skinny Ergos are scum to Fat Ergos, and Fat Ergos prefer not to involve themselves with them. Due to this action, Skinny Ergos are banished to Burger King and will be voilently assaulted when seen at Mc Danks.

Bruce: what'd you get on your 5x 500k ergo test?
Sam: averaging 0:56.3 I hit those pr's!
Bruce: dam that's a Fat Ergo! I'll see you at Mc Danks

Fat Ergo by IRipFatErgos May 20, 2017

fat guy heat 

The phenomenon when two fat guys in a group, such as friends or coworkers, constantly have pointless beef with each other

-“Man, Joseph and Will have really been going at it recently in order to earn this promotion.”

-“Nah. It’s not about the promotion. That’s just fat guy heat.”

fat guy heat by WithALaptop January 26, 2021

Fat Cocky 

the Jamaican Patios equivalent to saying someone has a fat penis / thick cock. It means they have a lot of girth and is usually used by women, effeminate gays and transsexuals in a positive light since the width and girth of a fat cock provides a lot of pleasure as it fills their pussy and ass.

Fag Hag Amelia Sewell: I miss fat cocky resting in between my jaw and stretching my pussy

Chadwick Blissett: So true girl, my bootyhole feels so empty without fat cocky stuffing it. thankfully when i go to prison they'll be plenty of cocky there to fuck my fat booty.

Karla Mendez: The fat cocky I was taking in my sextape filled my little cunt up so much, i felt so stuffed and stretched.

Fat Cocky by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 4, 2015

fat foil 

An overweight friend exploited by an insecure female to make herself look better in comparison. Said female will often hypocritically gush about the fat foil's "voluptuous" body, intelligence and sense of humor and claim she doesn't get why men don't appreciate her friend's stellar qualities. Needless to say, she will unceremoniously dump the foil if the foil loses weight and becomes even remotely attractive herself.

Megan: Wow, Charlotte looks so curvy in that dress. I don't why guys aren't all over her. You know, she'd be considered beautiful if she lived in Victorian times.

Guy at bar: Yeah, I get it, she's your "fat foil." Can I have your phone number?

fat foil by Sparkler10 September 7, 2010

fat bitches fighting over food 

Fat bitches fighting over food is when fat bitches fight over food

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fat bitches fighting over food by GaySexinator March 21, 2022

Fat Run

When two or more individuals leave the comfort of their homes and brave the elements to go to a desired fast food establishment.

If only one person is involved with the operation, the term "Solo Fat Run" is used instead.

"Hey Mo, want to go on a fat run?" -Pin

"Sure, where do you want to go?" -Mo

"Wendy's to get a Baconator" -Pin

Fat Run by JPin March 18, 2013

Fat Scout 

A Team Fortress 2 play style as the Heavy class in which you don't use your primary minigun, but instead your secondary shotgun.I would recommend the Killing Gloves of Boxing with this play style because the crits it offers are useful with shotguns.The crits last for a short time, but they could give you the victory in a 1v1 scenario with most classes if not all.

Non-serious Heavy:Screw it, i'm playing fat scout.

Fat Scout by Zuprehem February 7, 2019