by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018
Get the escape and emerge mug.A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.
It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.
Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.
On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.
Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.
Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.
On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.
Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.
I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
by BdogW February 9, 2019
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A small, portable escalator that is about 1 cubic yard. Can be used to get up large steps for lazy people. It can also be used to climb into bed, a bathtub, or even onto a chair.
KID: I don't wanna take a bath!
MOM: Well why not?
KID: Because I'm too lazy.
MOM: Well then just use the escalene!!!!!!!
MOM: Well why not?
KID: Because I'm too lazy.
MOM: Well then just use the escalene!!!!!!!
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