dumpkin

a man is standng up while a woman sits on a toilet giving the man oral sex. she then starts squirting diarreah out her ass. As the male is about to cum, the woman sticks her hand in her ass and smacks the man in the face with diarreah unexpectedly.

I heard ashley gave thomas a gnarly dumpkin last night, it was so bad that he puked all over her face, and then gave her an angry pirate.

by dave miller November 27, 2006

shrimple dumping

When you dump a fat shrimple

random civilian: 'Big esh Tdog dropped a few shrimples last night innit'
anti shrimple dumping gang member: 'aight den bois lets track im' down ay fam'

by Big Esh Qdog March 1, 2021

dumpling

Main source of food for anything yellow in colour

Since you're yellow, want to go get some dumplings?

by FireninjaDD August 16, 2016

Cum dumpling

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.

Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

dumpkin

while taking a shit, doing a funnel. usually done with a close friend as the assistant

"yo derek i gotta shit, hold my beer?"
"fuck that grab the funnel it's dumpkin time!"

by oxcart December 23, 2008

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011

dimping

When your dimples are showing

(dimping is to dimples as nurping is to nipples)

"Jake was dimping when he talked about Chelsea."

by TnC June 28, 2005