Drunk Darts

When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts

Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night

Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3

Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio

by Dart god October 13, 2019

Steinkamp drunk

Drunken stuper
Slanted eyes, perma-smile

Falls in love with everyone

I was the only one at the bar, I ordered Long Island iced teas, puked in my hotel room. I got Steinkamp drunk.

She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.

Phone conversation:

'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly

'You're Steinkmap drunk'-girl

by Drunkenmascot December 8, 2012

drunk vision

When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.

Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."

by Kangarooooo24 June 30, 2016

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

by 11snehring September 26, 2010

Grayout Drunk

Not quite as drunk as being Blackout Drunk. You're still capable of making some form of conscious decisions, but whether or not they're wise is to be determined per individual situation. You also remember about 56% of what occurred while under the spell of the mistress "Rum Punch." Regardless, you still walk around like a moron and tend to exist haphazardly.

Kyle showed up for work grayout drunk yesterday. He was on time, and punched in, but then just disappeared for 45 minutes and we found him having a full on heated argument with a storm drain and a mop bucket.

by brrt March 6, 2015

drunk formal

A dress code the looks formal yet the clothing is comfortable enough to pass out drunk in

Tonights party is going to be a drunk formal dress code.

by Drunkformal January 1, 2017

drunk polar

(n.) similar to the disorder of bi-polar but is alcohol induced. It is basically having an alternate personality when intoxicated.

That girl is a nice girl, but get a few drinks in her she turns into a sloppy drunk polar bitch.

by druuuuunk January 3, 2011