Ding Biscut

Someone who is just barely able to function in society. This person usually forgets things, leaves things behind, loses things, often misplaces his/her children, runs into stationary objects, forgets where the car is parked, can't follow directions worth a shit, finds books without pictures to be too much work, uses the words "um", "totally" and "like" to excess, cries to get out of trouble and has that rare talent of being able to burn water.

Guy #1" Jesus Christ she is a ding biscut!

Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.

by two lips April 20, 2010

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ding ding sling

Sexy underwear for men that only covers the penis well and leaves the thighs and buttocks exposed.

Myra and I went to a male stripper party and all the entertainers were wearing ding ding slings under their chaps.

by academyresearcher September 30, 2015

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Ding

When a male human gets a boner.

Boyfriend: hey babe... I went ding...

by ObnoxiousRinger March 24, 2017

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dingalong

often reffering to a long dingdong(hense the 'ding' at the beginning of the word)

john: go fuck yourself
Jimm: bitch shizzle my nizze and suck my DINGALONG

by dingalongest dong 8==========D August 9, 2017

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dingbat

You are a dingbat. A person who cannot listen to simple direction and makes up information.

Abby Lee Miller: No I never said that
Kelly Hyland: Yes you most certainly did
Abby Lee Miller: No I didn’t DINGBAT LiStEn I sAId
(BrOokE iS yOur moThEr SpEakinG fOr yoU)
Kelly Hyland: Get your finger OUT OF MY FACE

Holly Frazier: Girls out the room GIRLS OUT THE ROOM

by thiccdingbat October 10, 2019

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