Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13

What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.

by delusional in TX January 8, 2012

Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

A sentence that has every letter of the alphabet in it, like "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog".

You may find this on computers to test the font.

by Opaque December 27, 2004

Dosed

dose; fit
dosed; to be absolutely hench, in a fit way

beki: 'that boy is pure dose'
steph: 'yeahh, but Ian is proper dosed'

by pureeeeedosed October 6, 2007

Dopediglicious

a response which is used when in the act of craving/wanting something or someone.

Tamika is a dopediglicious woman.

by Pete Alexander July 3, 2006

2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004

two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004

dazed

to have a small instrument.

Girl: "You're Dazed!"
Marc: ":("

by kyle September 24, 2003