by Willhelm the old September 12, 2020
by Masonpppp February 17, 2018
by Ethan132 March 13, 2019
"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."
by Greg Hazelet Sucks July 24, 2019
An absolute chad who is nice to everyone and a great friend. Nobody has a bad thing to say about him.
by Juice juice December 29, 2021
Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.
by Lickyourownbutt August 18, 2019
A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick
by A guy named Derek November 18, 2019