Upper decker delux

The act of sharting in public and then taking your shit pasted underwear off and disposing of it in the tank of the toilet

Man 1. Boo boo has been gone for awhile

Man 2. He's probably taking a shit

Man 1. He farted before he left so likely

Person in question....we need to leave

Later admits he put his shitty underpants in the tank of the toilet of a public setting to avoid being embrassed

Now their shit covered under pants are worse then discovering actual shit in the tank

The upper decker delux

by Takindumps4200 June 28, 2022

Reverse Upper Decker

When taking a dump with such tremendous force that it actually pushes the crap up into the tank from the bowl.

Man that Thai food packs a punch - i just had a Reverse Upper Decker in the shithouse!

by Chief Brody April 8, 2010

decked

To say a car is decked is to point out the fact that the car is extremely low off the ground.

Man that car was decked.

by Moe June 28, 2004

double decker

Urinating and defecate in the upper portion (tank) of a toilet bowl. Coined on Bitch Slap Radio.

"Man, I hate Miami Beach so much, I'm gonna take a double decker in every toilet there.

by E.D.M. August 17, 2007

black and decker pecker wrecker

a black prostitute with braces

Steve: What happened to your penis Jeff?
Jeff: I went to brown town last night to get some rock and wound up with a black and decker pecker wrecker.

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

Deskie

A "deskie" is a healthy and totally normal social behavior in which a person covertly crawls under a friend's desk, waits around for a few moments pretending that they're in a tiny secret fort, and then does something to alert said friend to the fact that there is someone hiding there under the desk, thereby startling said friend.

My friend Jordan seemed stressed out and depressed today, so I gave him a deskie.

by ubergeist September 9, 2016

double decker

like an upper decker except one shits on the top of the tank lid rather than in the tank

" My boss pissed me off so I snuck into his private bathroom and left him a double decker on his toilet tank."

by Vizualist March 22, 2012