weekend dad

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.
Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"
by ACG2x October 20, 2004
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Deadbeat Dad

When a "farther"/" mother " does not provide for their child (children ) When said "parent" often makes empty promises. Lowlife
Mandy- Did you hear Scott didn't pay child support... Again?

Jasmine- Not a big surprise he's such a Deadbeat dad.
by Brokenchild December 09, 2015
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hi dad

hi dad
by MaxZigZagz November 04, 2020
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Airport Dad

A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare
My dad is such an Airport Dad, he always arrives so early and yells at us.
by The_Annonymous_Human September 06, 2023
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Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).
- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.
by piperjo September 19, 2018
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Kyler's Dad

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.
Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!
by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023
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