Dad 

Dad..?
ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house

my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!

Dad by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

dad 

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

dad by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

Dad 

An asshole from hell.

My dad is an asshole.
sorry not sorry

Dad by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

Dad 

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

Dad by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

Dad 

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…

Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*

Dad by Squiggggles February 21, 2022

DAD 

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

DAD by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Dad 

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

Dad by CumSlayer February 23, 2022