Strawberry Custard Pie

While having sex and right before cumming, you punch the girl's nose making her bleed, cum on the blood, and stir them together with your dick

I gave her a Strawberry Custard Pie

by K February 16, 2015

tubby custard

a fat person, usually very jiggly and rotund

"Man, look at that tubby custard over there. He mus weigh 400+!"

by BDon11 December 16, 2008

Custard Pie

A cream pie for those over the ages of 65

1. My Grandpappy was on the porch sitting in his rocking chair, finishing his 9th Pabst of the mornin', and let it slip that he gave Nana a Custard Pie last night!

by Richard "Dick" Goesinya July 16, 2021

Cust

Someone so disgusting that you can't even look at him/her. A raging, cheating whore that shouldn't be let out of the house.

I can't believe she cheats on her boyfriend every weekend! She's such a cust!

by simbabambi April 28, 2011

Custard Dump

When a man/woman has been bum fucked by a man he goes to the toilet his shit has white in it from sperm

Hey that was the biggest custard dump from Brian

by furiouswank October 13, 2006

custard dick

custard dick is where chronic hero dips his cock into a girls virgina and gets the period blood on it custard hence the name custard dick

i fucked your mom hard last night and got custard on my penis i got custard dick

by jabbas back February 22, 2009

CUSICK

A MAN WITH A YEAST INFECTION

GUES WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND GAVE ME? YEAH, HE PULLED A CUSICK

by 665786booby October 17, 2008