Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 4, 2017

Crispy Revenge

Bad Music Taste.

Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..

by dxshy-chan July 16, 2021

butter’s crispy

when life is just going so well

My friend: How are things with you and your girl?

Me: Butter’s Crispy

by S&JATW May 8, 2019

Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.

Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?

by Mooootjr February 24, 2018

Crispy nacho

Outstanding performer or teammate. Maintains form under pressure. The nacho that stays crispy when the others go soggy under the pile of guacamole cheese and sour cream.

May refer to particularly sexually desirable person.

In online games can be one who has narrowly missed a ban or other sanction by in game moderators. Doesn’t melt when the oven temperature is turned up.

Josh you crispy nacho! Player of the game.

I can’t wait to get my hands on that crispy nacho!

The mods could have got us all with their cheese but that crispy nacho didn’t go limp

by Sawtooth March 17, 2021