case of light beer
by crispy_boy August 7, 2018

by Reprovague August 2, 2022

by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020

Yo is that CRISPY. We better run before...
by Gage Hernandez February 7, 2020

by Father_Crispy January 6, 2021

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021
