Catholic priest

A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.

"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."

by Bankai! November 19, 2020

Christmas Catholic

when a person or family goes to church just for christmas

Guy 1: it's christmas guess what?

Guy 2: time to go to church for the first time this year

Guy 3: stupid christmas catholic

by Ronald Baker December 25, 2010

Central Catholic

A private all boys school in Pittsburgh known for a bunch of pussy ass white boys who throw suckass parties. They are surrounded by only dick all day and think they're the shit cause the Oakland girls. However these girls all have herpes. Created in 1927 and to this day it holds a bunch of fags who get molested by their religion Teacher. Their football Team isn't even good.

That Woody-Central game was hard, we sent them Central Catholic fags home with the L.

by Woody2k December 1, 2016

Catholic Church

N., (kath-lick Ch-er-ch): A place of worship of Jesus and yelling adult-themed jokes until the bishop takes you to the monastery in the back and spanks you while you are naked.

Priest: "Welcome to St.Shithead Catholic Church!"

by FelixHunter November 23, 2014

Catholicism

If you have a different religion and you don't want to sin, good luck getting rid of any you already have. Basically, Catholicism is a religion where you CAN murder, steal, lie, and break all the rules, and then be forgiven.

That's because..

WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!

Man#1: Hey, I'm Pagan and I killed a guy.

Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!

CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.

by LOLOLOLOLOLOL another guy dude October 3, 2011

Catholic Church

As practiced in the United States, the Catholic Church is a form of organized crime designed to assist sexually confused and underdeveloped men (called, Priests) in having sex with underage boys on a weekly basis, referred to as "Sunday Mass".

Parent: We have strong religious beliefs and are proud members of the Catholic Church.

Translation: We are irresponsible parents who have subjected our sons to frequent child molestation.

by IHateEveryone October 26, 2018

Detroit Catholic Central

1.A high school that is in NOVI not DETROIT!!!

2.With a mascot that is a clover....that is BLUE not GREEN.

3.A school with a bunch of stuck up, rich assholes that think they're hot shit.
4. A school that gets to recruit athletes then denies it and gets to compete against public schools

EX: Hi, I'm from Detroit Catholic Central. I the most attractive person on the planet and I don't understand the vaule of a dollar. I love my all boys school and probably boys

by dccisreallyncc October 28, 2010