correlate

To put the severed penis of another man, most likely a close friend of the perpetrator of the correlation, into the distended anus of a third party. This third party is most frequently a man dressed in a Leonardo suit, though Donatellos and even Michelangelos are somewhat common. Occasionally, the disembodied member finds itself in the hanging asshole of a dog or other animal, in which case the correlation is considered a "doggone good one."

Hey Matt, remember when Ruth and I hacked off your cock and used it to correlate Scrappy? Yeah, well that was 'cuz you're a dick.

by bartok_the_magnificent2 February 24, 2011

Corrective Lens

Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.

Hey, give me my corrective lens', I need them to ride that outlandish giraffe.

by PAYJE April 20, 2010

Correction Slap

Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead

Your mum is hawt
*Correction Slaps*

by snjgaming September 22, 2011

correkted

To have been corrected but also rekt. Please see Burn Ointment.

Person: As a straight male, how would you feel about a gay teacher teaching your kids all day?
Parent: If you can teach the difference between their, there and they're I'm good.
Friend: You just got correkted.

by SolidSyco April 12, 2016

Correctomy

Verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something.

Bob accidentally passed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.

by Sloppy Johnson July 1, 2016

correpropise

Verb form of correpropism. To write a correproprism.

past tense: correpropised

She wrote "Wear is there party? What shall I where? "

He roundly correpropised her, responding with "It's at their house , where it was last year. Wear what you like."

by Arnie Gant September 3, 2017

Correuna

A sweet girl that puts her friends before others, she’s a very nice person and a fearless girl, but if you cross her line she’ll break your face into pieces

Correuna is an Understandable person

by Kiki makin October 8, 2017