trolling for cops

Purposefully driving around disobeying traffic laws with the purpose of seeing if you can attract attention from traffic police.

Cops always seem attracted to my car, as if I am out <i>trolling for cops</i>.

by willz48640 November 6, 2011

obstruction of cop

A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.

Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop

by Stickololo April 11, 2020

Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

SLOP COP

A cop who is sloppy and is easily bout bought by women who smoke and shoot meth.

They get out of Jail free by giving up the HONEY BUCKET. A LOT

Sweet D gave up the HONEY BUCKET 32 times this week because all the SLOP COPS know they can get free BJs at the park.

At least she gets free rides the park.

by DALLAS_JOE June 26, 2020

animal cop

An Animal cop is someone who will go around and save animals from

1. Being abused

2.being homeless/ starving

And bad habitats like: a dump or highly polluted area

A guy didn't feed his dog in months his neighbors called the 'animal cops' they came to the guys house and took his dog to a shelter to feed and take care of him, as well as take the owner to court . In worse cases they might be arrested on the spot.

by Animals are life❤️❤️💚💚 June 25, 2016

Kangaroo Cop

A police officer who goes crazy for no reason.

“He shot her for no reason! They should fire that kangaroo cop.”

by Paigala October 29, 2019

Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023