Connecticut

State with the absolute worst weather. Summers are uncomfortably humid, winters are frigid, fall is mediocre, and spring is next to non-existent.

Connecticut weather sucks. Winter is gray, depressing, cold, at least 6 months in length, summer is too humid, fall is fairly unpleasant, and spring is simply laughable.

by Aridity July 12, 2017

Immaculate Conception Cathedral School

The gayest middle school in the universe.

Plaid skirts, Knee high socks, white or black shoes, blue cards

Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.

by loserchick360000000 December 27, 2009

conduction

When heat or electricity is moving from place to another

"Omg Linda! You shocked me!!"

"It must have been conduction"

by Sexyass1415 January 17, 2017

Connecticutlet

A past or current resident of the state of Connecticut. the males are distinguished by their uniform of boat shoes, khaki pants, polo shirt and needlepoint belt. Often a financial worker. Females are whip-thin and wear turtlenecks, yoga pants and excessive amounts of diamonds. They are most often seen driving massive SUV's that also carry 2.6 children, sporting equipment and a large dog.

Most of the mommies who shop at Stew Leonard's are official Connecticutlets.

by Beautiful Marcia February 7, 2010

connecticut's foreskin

Another name for Rhode island because on a map the two states look like a giant pecker.

He's from Connecticut's foreskin.

by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010

Connecticaucaisan

White or caucaisian person from Connecticut, usually rich and/or snooty/snobbish

White Guy: Hey you wanna go to this party up in CT?
Black Guy: You shittin' me?! There ain't nothin' but a buncha Connecticaucasians there!

by Josh Needham March 4, 2005

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007