drinking from a coconut

Consuming large quantities of semen from a swollen scrotal sack.

I was on this cruise, and there were so many balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!

by broohanna May 23, 2008

colon blow

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!

Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??

by hot dirty sanchez December 5, 2002

coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

cojonu

cuban slang ..to be ballsy...to have big balls..crazy willing to do anything

yo soy tremendo cojonu...

by oscar February 6, 2004

quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.

"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

lime in the coconut

Slang term for smoking marijuana

Let's go put a lime in the coconut and chill

by nikijo February 18, 2014

Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007