Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones

Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!

by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019

Express Clothing

Cheap Chinese Knock off clothing that was designed i New York but made in China , and they charge they’re customers a fortune for cheap quality

Yo I Saw this cool jacket @ Express clothing

by 1Shot Duke December 9, 2019

The nordic cloth

When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.

"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"

by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

transparent clothing

Stuff people wear so that they can expose their penis/vagina

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING TRANSPARENT CLOTHING

by pi is mathnesss March 26, 2017

T-clothes

T-Clothes are clothes that are on trend and everyone is wearing them. These people are normally on "trend" or have popular clothing. These clothes are some of the time can be what celebrities wear.

"That girl has some t-clothes." or " That boy's t-clothes are so cool."

by Hannah\(>-<)/ April 1, 2017

Clothes

A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.

No way! He's wearing clothes.

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017