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Hanni-Claus

The holiday celebrated between a Jewish person and a Christian person. It falls between Hannukah and Christmas on a weekend. Eight gifts are exchanged, but all at one time.
Ruthie and Mary decided to exchange their gifts on Hanni-Claus day, which happened to fall on the Saturday after Hannukah this year.
by lap1126 October 16, 2010
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Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online stop motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.
Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.
by kickyfattyss June 19, 2011
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Claus von Douchenburg

A word-play off Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.
Whatever Claus von Douchenburg
by snyper84 August 26, 2009
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Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.
"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."
by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011
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for the cause

For the cause

Towards the groups goal. Usually something shady. Drugs, alcohol, a keg, stripper, etc.
I'm all out of dope. I need more paper to re up.
I have eighty for the cause.
by Krazykat1416 March 8, 2019
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Claude

Spoilers follow:
In the popular video game GTA San Andreas, Claude is a character that shows up early mid game and takes Catalina away to Liberty City, much to the relief of the main character, Carl "CJ" Johnson. Claude never speaks, but may look familiar to fans of the GTA series. What isn't mentioned is that Claude is actually the main character from GTA3, who is never named and never speaks in that game. It also means San Andreas is something of a prequel to GTA3, as Catalina betrays Claude at the beginning of GTA3, and is eventually killed by Claude at the end of that game.
Claude took Catalina away to Liberty city only to have her shoot him and leave him for dead. He took his revenge, though, by blowing her helicopter out of the sky.
by MITB July 1, 2006
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Lost Cause

-person

A person who fails at almost anything, including drums, school, life, etc.

-band

One of the worst bands ever to exist, with the real Lost Cause actually being the drummer, and sucking serious ass. All members refuse to be associated with the band's former suckish-ness.
Steven: That John is a LOST CAUSE.

James: John, that was the worst drumming I have EVER heard.
by The Rogue Turban April 27, 2010
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