Angry Claire

During the act of oral sex, specifically a blowjob, the blower bites the blowee's penis off. If performed correctly, only one bite is required. Additional bites may be added if botched. It is usually followed by a donkey punch.

"So this bitch totally tried to give me an angry claire last night."

"She bit your dick off?!"

"Nah, I pulled out and donkey punched her just in time."

by Tha Masta Blasta2 January 30, 2010

claire approach

The Claire Approach is a superb new academic method being exercized by children across the globe. Originating in the east side of MilwaukeeGhettoAss Wisconsin by a young struggling teen of fifteen years of age. Ckat exerted her incredible knack for doing absolutely nothing. Noticing that this approach made life one HELL of a lot easier Ckat continued to use this approach for just about everything. Tests, homework, and just life in general. Because remember kids, "the harder you try the less you succeed."

Mcrab: "Freaking grease***** assigned this HUGEASS paper on the freaking transendentalists!!!!"
Ckat: "No worries, just use the CLAIRE APPROACH."
Mcrab: "NICE!"

by M-Crab-iet-playo-thesecond. December 13, 2007

Max and Claire

Meant to be together. Max and Claire are the type of people who were born to find each other. The thought of breaking up hurts both of them...no worries they will rejoin soon. Max, Claire is the most special girl you will ever meet. Leaving her is the stupidest thing you can ever do. She is goregeous, she is intelligent, unique, funny, and is high over her heels for you. She has so many amazing traits. Claire, sometimes relationships go slo. You just have to deal with that. Max is the best thing that has ever happend in your life. He is handsome, 100%full of intelligence, athletic, hot, and is falling in love with you. Every girl wishes to be Claire, every bot wishes he were Max. Every boy wants to be with Claire, Max, you cannot let that happen. You two are a perfect match.

Max and Claire cant live without each other.

by Laverna March 8, 2012

Claire

An awesome beautiful girl who is sweet,funny and kind. Shes obsessed with doctor who and everything britsh and is a huge nerd. Shes a great friend to have and lots of fun to have around. Lots of guys like her but she doesnt feel any are mature enough for her and doesn't have any crushes.

Girl: omg did you see that girl with a fez and a bowtie?
Girl 2: Omg yes it was probably claire.

by Magicalpenguin March 2, 2014

Claire

When someone has sex in their office

"Oh my gosh, did you hear about Debbie and Paul? They so totally did a Claire on Wednesday night!"

by Frank Marshall December 1, 2006

Claire

A super-mega-awesome-hot person who all the guys chase. She makes all the girls cry and does not give sympathy. She is a super sexy beast and funny. She is a goddess of hottness. Her ass is super fine too.

Guy 1: God that Claire is so sexxy!

Girl 1: I no! I want her so bad! Dayummm I want to ride her like a horse! Gidde up!

by yourninja11 September 13, 2011

Claire

A girl with short hair and brown eyes.Claire May be a bit hairy but she has great boobs and ass. She is very self conscious so never hurt her feelings. She may be suicidal if people call her "fat" or ugly. Claire is honest and a great friend.

"Nice tits, Claire g!"

"She's so self conscious. Must be Claire."

by karmacandy May 12, 2014