chips and dicks

When you are lying in bed naked, taking pictures of a bag of chips & you accidentally take a picture of your dick. OR
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.

Do you know how many different flavor chips there are, I can do chips and dicks all day.

by ch&dcspecialist May 27, 2014

Chips and dip

Chips and dip is when you shit in your hand and throw that shit on your significant other and then slap the shit off their face, showing your gratitude and appreciation for one another

I just gave her chips and dip…she might be the one

by themasterofpseudonymnames January 19, 2023

Sir Chips

An old sounding young English gentleman with a large appetite for food and for watching fat or cripple porn. He is also a chronic masturbator.

Jules: Hey Mate, these hob nobs are gorgeous!!

Jess: Mkay...Sir Chips.

by princessjessxo December 15, 2011

Coconut chips

Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.

Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.

"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."

by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015

Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.

That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

storm chips

Potato chips purchased by Canadian Maritimers in preparation for a winter storm.

“They’re calling for a meter tonight, I’ve gotta head to Shoppers and NSLC for Storm Chips and some Keith’s.”

by LadyWynd December 15, 2019