chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

coughing baby

vs hydrogen bomb

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

by TheArchNoob March 27, 2025

Kanye cough

The choking and gagging sounds of fellatio.

I took her home from the club last night and she came down with a case of the Kanye cough.

by TheMightyWee April 25, 2025

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Alabama cough syrup

Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.

Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup

by godofwordsand man April 30, 2023

chico cough

That mysterious cough that every Chico state student has had before, because the Chico state study body is riddled with disease.

Did you hear about Frankie having Chico cough and giving it to Tess?

by Twidledee May 4, 2023