Caught in 4K 

To be incriminated with concrete digital evidence, typically on social media/ on film

Guy #1: Yeo, did you hear that they put a warrant out for Zack? Dude robbed a Citgo and didn’t even wear a mask

Guy #2: Damn, he really got caught in 4k, smh

Caught in 4K by Derangedheist December 26, 2020

avetard couch 

The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.

One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.

avetard couch by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

Caught Lacking 

Being caught off guard by opps

Dumb nigga got caught lacking and died

Caught Lacking by Squidword69 February 18, 2020

collection couch 

An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.

Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?

collection couch by El el fetches April 19, 2010

caught a baby bird 

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".

When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.

1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.

caught a baby bird by Jrubadub November 26, 2010

CaugheyBoxx 

Probably the most awesome invention since the wheel.

To hell with those inconvenient Venn Diagrams, here's the CaugheyBoxx!

Intersection of 2 Boxes with an interim space in the shape of a rectangle.
This maximizes writing capacity when comparing and contrasting two different entities.

CaugheyKid #1 - Hey we need to compare and contrast these two synthesis questions.

CaugheyKid #2 - Do we need to use a Venn Diagram?

CaugheyKid #1 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, WOMAN? USE THE CAUGHEYBOXX!

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CaugheyBoxx. The best thing invented since Snuggies.

CaugheyBoxx by KidGudi February 19, 2010

couch rapist 

That guy who asks to crash at your house for a few days but never seems to leave and decides that your couch is his romantic lover.

"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."

couch rapist by oracleofchangeorders October 1, 2013