Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.

I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

brick artist

a person whose medium of expression is building bricks, such as but not limited to Lego.

"My name is Jeffrey Kong, and I'm a brick artist from Singapore."

by webbedfingers12 February 20, 2018

Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.

A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)

by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009

Thanos Brick

Doesn't exist but if he does, watch your Infinity Windows

Friend: Have you heard about that purple yeezy disintegrating all those brick walls?

Me: You mean Thanos Brick?

by thissiteiscoolbutihatemyparent October 18, 2018

Brick Hands

A person who can not catch a football.

*Jon throws a football to his friend A.j*
*A.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them*
Jon: Nice brick hands you'd be a great punt blocker!
A.j: Shut the hell up.

by Jonathan Polamalu October 7, 2012

ghetto brick

In the mid-20th century, before there was aluminum or vinyl siding, asphalt shingle siding was the alternative replacement siding. Some of this siding was stamped to appear to be brick or stone; this is ghetto brick.

That ghetto brick house on the corner has been rental property for as long as I can remember.

by John Murden September 8, 2005

Talking brick

A person selling (bricks of) cocaine.

"I'm a walking lick; Gucci Mane the talking brick" - Gucci Mane, "Stupid"

by bonkeykong February 20, 2009