Blooperbox

A funny online video contest where people can win cash money.

Yo dawg - that video is freaking hilarious, post that ish on BlooperBox, you know we fixin' to get paid!

by philtron3030 July 12, 2011

Cock Blocker

A cock Blocker is a person close to you or of just general aquaintence who prides him or herself in screwing up your chances of getting a sexy time with a girl you're trying to get with. He or she does this by saying wildly innappropriate things about you or your potential sex partener. Or by just making the situation awkward by doing something stupid to either or both people. This block's the boy's cock from getting in a girls's smock.

1."dude, did your friend just slap my ass?"

"he's not my friend anymore (goddamn cock blocker!)"

2. jack is cuddling with jill and jimmy comes around the corner. jimmy says as he passes by: "hey jack, how's your aids?" jill says: "you have aids? maybe we shouldn't do this" jack says "ima kill that sonofabitch"

by Your MOMMA said im hot September 8, 2010

back passage blocker

a piece of faeces that is too big to pass through the exit hole in your bum.

"Ow, i've got me a Back passage blocker!!"

by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

blooter

the stretching out with age of the anal sphincter causing a loose sounding flatulence that resembles a worn out woopy cushion

After bending over to pick something up, he arose, expelling gas and exclaiming, " I think my BLOOTERjust blowed out!"

by journeyman6 March 28, 2011

cock blocker

a person who truly stops at nothing to prevent another (usually a male) from getting any type of burn.

when sean saw that mahsul was getting too much burn he initiated the cock blocker 3000 (a.k.a Max) who then approched Mahsul and asked him for the hw... while he got it from his bag max began talking to the girl.... max then left with mahsuls hw, his girl, and his dignity.... the encounter ended with mahsul calling max a cock blocker.

by Firekrotch October 11, 2007

ass blocker

A fag who blocks another fag from getting some.

Barry can be such an ass blocker at times.

by hvac doc February 5, 2008

photo cock blocker

a person who interrupts the picture in the background while your taking a picture

jimmy we have to take the picture again,the photo cock blocker messed up the picture.

by thegohst525 January 23, 2010