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full bladder fail

When you have a full bladder and don't make it to the bathroom in time.
I went to use the gas station bathroom but it was out of order with a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore so I had a full bladder fail right there.
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snail blade

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly
We snail bladed them and before they knew it, we stole the deal.
by All day 1978 May 3, 2021
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Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.
Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
by Bladertariat May 1, 2022
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Fraser Bladed

When someone swirls their finger on your taint while grabbing your ass.
Brendan could feel the uninvited index finger sliding over his taint, it was at this moment he knew he had been Fraser Bladed.
by Mummyoftheyear November 21, 2022
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Katsu Blade

When you nano blade (or dryblade) as a genji and don't get any kills.
"WTF IS THAT PIN" ~Katsu blade
by JustBobbeh February 10, 2023
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jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.
Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.
by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023
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Poo Poo Bladder

After living in Guantanamo for 2 years, the prison guards developed highly sophisticated interrogation techniques. Now all of the prisoners beg to be water boarded now that they've all experienced the Poo Poo Bladder.
by AlexFork December 27, 2013
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