Twazzock bends

A sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy sex, most likely of a casual nature. Particulary with a person you wouldn't necessarily want your mates to see.

"Shit, Bro, you should've stopped me drinking those last two jugs of Export. I went and got some chips and a pie and while I was waiting I copped-off with a real minger from Shannon. Went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what I mean, yeh? Have I got the 'twazzock bends' now!"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

bindle

for use when a complete "what the fuck" moment happens but you're in a situation where actually saying "what the fuck" is extremely uncouth
or for whenever saying "Bindle" is quicker than saying "what the fuck"

Did you see that? Bindle

by yahitscool October 8, 2004

bindy fandom

bindy= so big it folds over its self
Fandom= a dick
bindy+ fandom= bindy fandom a very large dick

lewis has a bindy fandom

by pimpin bitch November 27, 2003

Binders

Used as a nickname, it originates from the
missuse of the word for "bindings" (as in ski bindings) reflecting the frequent confusion between english words that sound alike by french canadians. Used as a nickname for frenchies. Also sounds a lot like Butters from South Park.

frenchie: Fuck I broke my binders on my snowboard and had to walk down the hill at -40ºC so I got full of chicken pox.

english canadian: Learn to speak english Binders.

by Binders March 19, 2005

bindle stick

Originates from ancient greek word meaning "Stick of the Most Awesomeness Power."

Bindle sticks are often made of cow tongues and bat droppings.

Wow, what a bindle stick!

by El Me May 21, 2004

bindra

the biggest low-life one could be. Usually those with malfunctioning gennitalia and the intelect of a garden rake.

Punit- i wish i could be just like you Kab
Kab- Why u always gotta be such a Bindra
Punit- true story

by BIG DADDY K March 16, 2005

bindering

Puking on the bar after way too many shots.

Man, if you take anymore you'll end up bindering.

I got thrown out of the bar last night because I was bindering.

by pfdub February 8, 2007