Beetle

A bowl of marijuana

Yo man, gimme a beetle. I smoked my last one already.

by Christopher512 April 25, 2009

beeth

Noun. A hard working "cunt mechanic" the beeth spends much of his/her day wearing tight pants and being snarky. On occasion, he has been known to fingerblast girls to tears.

Will: Yo, I'm such a beeth today.
Me: Yea, I heard that girl begging for mercy.

by Ms. Mayonnaise February 28, 2011

Beetnik

The school of social thought that emerged in the 21st century, advocating fanatical philosophies about specific lifestyles attempting to enforce them in the general populous, despite said ideology and actions either:

a) providing no evidence of being useful or positively life-altering,
b) proven to be completely erroneous,
c) demonstrating highly negative, detrimental, or dangerous effects, or
d) rejecting objective scientific or circumstantial evidence to their contrary

Beetniks first choose to follow this school either upon contemplating said philosophies individually or receiving information from an existing adherent. With reduced, or misguided propensity for comprehensive study and objective critical thinking, Beetniks not only latch onto the ideology, but actively pursue their publicity. This is mostly done through social media propaganda, with the sole purpose of forcing public opinion and activity to conform and eventually follow.

Examples of Beetnik sub-schools include but are not limited to:
- Anti-vax advocates
- Hipsters
- SJWs (modern derogatory definition)
- Karen Culture
- Flat-Earthers
- Vegans

Derived in etymology but not linked in definition to Beatnik culture, the term was coined after the emergence of television infomercials advertising the youth-maintaining qualities of a certain type of beet juice, purported to keep the user feeling "20 years younger." and books promoting celery juice as "the most powerful medicine of our time."

"My aunt sent me a link the other day about the link between vaccinations and autism. As much as she's smart and educated, she can be such a Beetnik sometimes!"

by Z A July 11, 2019

beetlejuiced

In polyamory, a synonym for being "ghosted," but by a couple you were trying to seduce. In the 1988 film, Beetlejuice, a recently deceased couple, Barbara and Adam Maitland, become ghosts.

Me: I thought things were going well with Barb + Adam, but after our last date together, they slowly stopped texting me.
Friend: Sis, I'm sorry, but you got beetlejuiced.

by ThatFreakBPaula2021 May 28, 2021

beacon beetle

n. a lightning bug; a firefly

When I was a kid I used to catch beacon beetles and put them in a jar."

by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

Beeta

Has a sad lonely life after she got fat and had to retire from becoming a prostitute. Now he lives a lonely life with her many cats

Poor beeta

by Mollygee1 December 2, 2013

beeth

The posh way of refering to beef.

Why Doris, you have outdone yourself with this splendid beeth joint.

by Ray Pist February 3, 2007