Nipple Bat

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.

Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!

Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!

by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016

Illegal Bat

A bullshit (erronius) call against the NY Giants during superbowl XLII.

Illegal bat against the defense. The patriots will get a free 10 yards just because.

by Captain Fug February 3, 2008

dizzy bats

A drinking game. played by cuttin the end of a wiffle ball bat off and filling with beer. The beer is chugged and the bat is placed with one end on the ground and one on your forehead. the amount of time it takes to chug the beer is the amount of spins around the bat you take. when your done someone pitches a ball and you must hit it and run the bases without falling over..or you go again.

Hey lets get tanked on some dizzy bats tonight.

by g-rizzthriz August 26, 2009

Tape The Bat

to masturbate

dude yesterday ur sister came by and i got a boner. i had to tape the bat when she left. sorry.

by carpetrug September 28, 2008

bat man

A man with a really huge penith.

FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!

by Peter Eaton May 31, 2006

Football bat

When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat." Because you don't use a bat in football. See also, tennis helmet.

I'm thinking of switching to FaceBook 'cuz MicePace is getting gayer than a football bat.

by panicBoy January 2, 2008

baby bat

Baby bats are usually a new-comer to the gothic world or just a little brat trying to become goth.
A baby bat is what most of the over twenty goths call the younger goths, especially the poser ones, whos soul intent is to destory the gothic name.

"Look deary, that child is trying to be goth."
"What a pity, these baby bats are killing their sterotypes."

by Innocently Beheaded October 7, 2007