jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker

My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!

by huskerfan4life52 November 8, 2008

Dork In A Toasted Bagel

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009

Bagelface

a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.

Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.

by Wordmaster, Master of words September 25, 2010

bageled

When someone promises you breakfast but doesn't deliver.

Hey Steve, where's the food we were promised for this 9am meeting?

I dunno Lee, I think we got bageled.

by Snathans January 6, 2009

war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who survived the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandparents are war bagels."

by pjiy February 26, 2009

Bagel Bitch

A man whore who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. These pictures turn many women on.

Hey did you hear about bagel bitch?

Yeah I bet he will get laid someday...

by Quackers14505 March 21, 2009

Bagel

Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.

Baby girl’s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.

by Jinxii March 14, 2011