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Barn Activity

Hey babe, we should do some barn activity later tonight! ;-)
by Flaring August 23, 2017
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barn cocking

by Paul@thebarn12 October 2, 2017
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Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.
"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"
by man gooch November 28, 2004
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Angus Barnes-Ferguson

Angus Barnes-Ferguson
Angus Barnes-Ferguson has a massive penis that is approximently 8-14 inches on average (But he has cerebral palsy).
by AdonisWillis August 18, 2024
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barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.
"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."
by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017
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Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
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